Fledgling media umbrella brand for stupid ideas declares existence; sources confirm nobody asked
Absurd Enterprises, a media umbrella organization dedicated to the production and dissemination of profoundly stupid ideas, has today made the dubious decision to announce its existence to a world that was, by all accounts, getting along just fine without it. The venture, which operates under the guiding principle that no idea is too idiotic to pursue with full sincerity, currently oversees a portfolio of sub-brands that range from the mildly bewildering to the thoroughly inexplicable. What follows is a full accounting of the organization’s holdings, presented with the journalistic rigor that such enterprises so clearly do not deserve.
An absurd couple with an absurd brand, broadcasting from the abyss
The official mark of the Gracie & Taylor enterprise. — Staff Illustration
Absurd couple. Absurd brand. If you want your eyes and ears to bleed profusely, check out our YouTube channel — where we post, pretty much never.
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A forthcoming publication devoted to the reverent art of artificial intelligence
The Prompt Me, Daddy insignia, rendered here in its Sunday best. — Staff Illustration
We’re not saying we worship AI, but we do prompt from our knees. The enterprise remains in a preparatory phase, marshaling its resources for an eventual launch that, sources close to the matter suggest, will almost certainly be something.
Coming Soon — Watch This SpaceSee Special Supplement, Page F1
A solemn meditation on the Dingus condition, published via Substack
Behold: the Dingus. Citizens are advised to gaze upon it with appropriate solemnity. — Staff Illustration
Behold, I Am Dingus. We Are ALL Dingus. A publication that dares to ask the questions no one else will, chiefly because no one else would want to. Delivered to your inbox with the regularity of a broken clock.
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